Some Kids are Not All Right

I'm convinced you're raising a kid who will grow up to be a terrible person. I'm sorry but contrary to what your friends tell you; you're doing a horrible job. 

Football Rants

To the United-jersey-wearing guy who claimed to be a United fan but who can't tell who Valencia is over Nani and to the Arsenal-jersey-wearing guy who kept declaring to anyone who cared to listen how he hates Van Persie but didn't actually watch the match between City and Arsenal: I wish you the Judas chair. 

You almost ruined the match for me.