5 Things



1. EOP- You do not translate your thoughts from the vernacular and supply the English words for it. That's just mean. And for Chrissakes, don't pronounce all your consonants.


2. San Mig Light - Contrary to what you believe in, three bottles of San Mig Light does not get anyone drunk. Snap out of it. You're conjuring your own hangover.


3. Videoke- Not everyone who came from or who has stepped on Cebu knows how to sing.


4.Traffic - Of course, there's traffic everywhere. I know you're complaining but get it right. Say, the traffic is heavy or moderate or light.


5.Puta*- and all its derivatives are sweet. Nothing beats cussing in more than one language. You've made it worthwhile. I wish to meet you and your friends.

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